Today I Learned: Saling is not a word - Then You Learned About Garage Saling and Met God Thumbs

*Since yesterday's post only took twenty-four hours to produce* *and earned me a cool, crisp dollar...*  I Decided to Celebrate! - What's a better way to celebrate than by getting pissed drunk you ask? Well, I can think of plenty of things AND GARAGE SALING WOULD BE ONE OF THEM!!!! - Whoa! Pardon me. I just get a little excited any time I think about GARAGE SALING!!!! - Now, you may be wondering, just what is GARAGE SALING!!! - Well, according to spellcheck, *saling* isn't even a word. I thought it was though. I've been wind saling before. I've been on a saling boat three times. I even went to a book sale once. Needless to say, I was a bit confused by this and had to look it up.  *(actual screenshot of search engine)* It's there in the *urban* category. This makes sense because most people go GARAGE SALING!!!!!! - within the urban environment. I'm sorry to disappoint you as well. GARAGE SALING!!!!!! - does not involve strapping a saling apparatus to some sort of thingamajig and saling over roof tops, though that would be cool. No, GARAGE SALING!!!!!! - doesn't involve driving around town looking for "Garage for sale" signs either. It's not about buying the entire garage. If you did purchase a garage, how would you get it home? I think that would require a rather large trailer and not everyone has one of those just *laying around* somewhere. GARAGE SALING!!!!!! - *is all about treasure hunting!* Normal, friendly, everyday neighborhood people place tables out in *front* of the garage(usually in the driveway) and conveniently place their trinkets about. They then place signs on trees down the street and add balloons for special effect. People drive around looking for these beacons and quickly realize they are getting warmer if they see one. A few turns and some slow driving later, they see more balloons and then *all* of the glorious treasures reveal themselves before their very eyes. They may then exit the vehicle and approach the property without a care in the world. It's not trespassing and the people who sell their treasures will not shoot(unless otherwise posted). The word *hello* is shared and the two parties commence their roles. One party begins browsing over the merchandise, pondering their next purchase. The other party stands near them and talks about random things most people don't care about. There may be others off in the distance observing every move and saying nothing. Pay no attention to them. Nine times out of ten they are either really rude or incredibly shy and sometimes both. I used the term *party* because it's so much fun! Pro Tip - Always look for a table *inside* the garage. That's the stuff nobody wants get wet in case it rains. In other words, the *good stuff*. I found this next piece on my hunt last fall within a garage with the good stuff. I've had it in my possession now for a few months. Somehow, I completely forgot I bought it. The one who played the role of *speaker* chatted my ear off about it for at least one half of an hour. I didn't get it, but then went back to pick it up. She claimed this piece has a special power and called it **God Thumbs**. All the *experiencer* has to do is ask it a question and it will give you the answer. Either a thumbs up or thumbs down. If it's something really awesome, she said I'd get two thumbs up. Since my last post did so well, I'm very curious now. I'd like to know how well this one will do in advance. It's a top notch, grade 'A', superb quality post that teaches people the ins and outs about GARAGE SALING!!!!!! - I already have a feeling it will do well and many will read it, but let's ask anyway. Now, bear with me here. The crazy old lady said I have to say this stupid command first and then ask my question otherwise the magic won't be activated. Loof elbillug a ma I. Gnihtyna eveileb lliw I. Hcum oot yap lliw I. Revo dehcnuh erew uoy nehw. Tellaw ruoy elots I! - Mighty God Thumbs How well will this post do? -  *Sideways?* Well what the hell is that supposed to mean! -  End  - --- --- **All images seen here were produced by me.**  ***"I blame it on the A.D.D."*** Follow @nonameslefttouse WhonamezuhStudio@gmail.com **©2017 Two Insanity Productions. All rights reserved.** http://ift.tt/eA8V8J http://ift.tt/2iObt7b

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